WE'VE HAD IT WITH THE CHAFFING!

Every day when me and Lenny go on our squirrel hunts, we've been having lots of trouble with the chub- rub on the ol' inner thighs from walking. I know I need to lose some weight but I just can't get enuff of those dang fried twinkies that I got turned onto at the county fair!


So, I was on my way to the dollar store (for more twinkies! UGH!) and I came across the darndest thing! I was just so plum tickled that I dropped the vasoline and ran right for it! I nearly punched a few babies to get them out of the way (I'm a bitch and I'm not scared to hit a kid, ya'll). LOOK!

Jealous? And mine are nice and tight throughout the inner thigh and crotch area (I'll just use a little extra powder on my lady spot). But as usual, Lenny's are BAGGY in the boy area. SO FARUSTRUATING!!!!!! I may try some double-sided tape first before I return them to the dollar store. I can't believe some of the treasures I find! I will keep you posted! I'm just not used to wearing undergarments, so this could be an uphill battle. Pray for me.