I GOT ARRESTED!!!!

Hey ya'll,

Sorry I have been out of touch the last few days, but I kinda had a rough weekend. I only spent 2 days in the hooscow but it was worth it. It all started when the FUGLY neighbor kid had a birthday party (ya'll know how much I hate kids). And seein as I don't have much of a fense left (since I flicked that hand rolled cig out the trailer window and burnt it down), I could see and hear those little bastards out in the yard. So, I decided I'd just sit down on my warshin' machine I have out there and make sure none of them hellians messed up my carnation plants. Oh and I had me some screwdrivers with Hill Country Fair OJ, YUMMERS!!!!


Well, the mother of the dirty faced kid that was dresed as a little mermaid or some such shit, came over and invited Lenny to come over (without me). When I herd that, I jumped off the warsher so fast and confronted her ass. I slapped her acrost her face twice, once with my palm and the other with the back of my hand, real real fast like. Then I grabbed the bitch by her thong and her hair and tossed her head first. She was so lucky that mattress was still out in my yard for her to land on.

The cops came and dragged me off with my tube top around my waist! I kicked one and poked the other in the eye with my Lee press on. I only spent 2 days in the klink, thank Jesus. Lenny got his 3 brothers to take out pay day loans to bail me out.

Well, I'm off to the food bank to get cans to cook Thanksgiving dinner. I will keep ya'll posted when I have my first court date. I probably won't even go. I need that money to get my new teeth.

I'm off to go organize stuff. I likes when things are organized and not cluttered! I'm thinking 'bout making a cigarette caddy! I'll let you know!